Can't Make Whoopie

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1920s swing inspired coital ditty.

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You can't make whoopie
without the word "woo"
if you wanna slap her pee-pee,
you gotta slap the bass, too.

yeah, you gotta woo a woman
if you wanna get your wood involved with whoopie
and you gotta put some sugar in the batter
if you wanna make some cookies.

all these hep cats
think a new pair of spats
is gonna get 'em some poon-

but if you look at the stats,
it's the singer that scats
that gets the ladies to swoon.

Take a lesson from the whippoorwill
who's got the skill
to get the birdie's jumpin'

if it's whoopie that you're wantin'
then it's woo you pitch
to get your uglies bumpin'

yeah you can't make whoopie.
You can't make whoopie.
You can't make whoopie.
You can't make whoopie.

You gotta woo a woman
if you wanna get your wood involved with whoopie.

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from Slightly Dirty Songs, released October 26, 2012
vocals, snapping, hand hitting table: written, performed and recorded by Rhea Mendoza

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